Idle Tuesday

SLIP ME A LARGE ONE

I’M FEELING RATHER RANDY

YOU IN YOUR CHEAP SUIT

YOU LOOK A PROPER DANDY

TAKE ME ON THE SOFA

OR TAKE ME ON THE STAIR

HAVE ME AS YOU WANT ME

BUT BE CAREFUL OF ME HAIR

ME BARNET COST A PACKET

COIFURRED BY JEAN-TEAL

THE PERM KEEPS IT TIGHT

WITH BLUE RINSE APPEAL

AT NIGHT I WEAR A HAIR NET

THAT

KEEPS IT ALL IN PLACE

SO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TOOL

WHEN YOU SHOVE IT IN MY FACE